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La Belle Verte

June 12th 2009 20:22
La Belle Verte

One of those films that is somehow lost in the mists of time, this 1996 work of genius by Coline Serreau seriously deserves re-release. La Belle Verte tells the story of an alien who visits Earth. Sounds simple? Well, it's a lot, lot more than that.

Ahead of its time by a good ten years - at least - the film's main character is played by Coline Serreau herself. She is the visitor from a small planet where the ecology matters. Everyone is green (not literally) and there are no cars, no machines and no money. Just one big commune. She arrives in Paris to see how we humans - a terribly backward race - are doing and chaos ensues as she 'disconnects' a few people from their current reality.

There's plenty of humour (my favourite part being when the musicians get disconnected), but that's not where the power of the film lies. Its true message is in the way the visitor, Mila, simply doesn't understand why we do things like eat meat, use make-up and treat each other so badly.

The cast is also remarkably good: Serreau, of course, but also Vincent Lindon putting in a great performance, and even an early appearance by Marion Cotillard (who'll be alongside Johnny Depp in Public Enemies next month).

It's a film that's very easy to watch, but very hard to forget. The message stays with the viewer. It encourages revolt, pushes the film-goer to reconsider their life and their goals and can be incredibly inspiring - or depressing, depending on your mood. It will change you, even if you don't want it to.

Whatever else is said, it's a crime that this film has virtually disappeared. It's absolutely essential viewing for the modern human, whether they're eco-friendly or not. Learn French if you have to, but watch it. You won't regret it.
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Social Stratification

June 3rd 2009 21:47
Twitter Fail Whale
Social Networking Fail


Twitter. FaceBook. MySpace. Digg. StumbleUpon. Ning.

Social networking is the big thing right now. It's been coming for a long time (basically since the marketing scumbags invaded the Internet and turned everything into cash flow) but you know what the really funny thing is?

Social networking online is almost exactly like real life.

You'd think that the idea would be to get out there and meet new and interesting people, discover different ideas and share completely revolutionary concepts with an ever-growing gaggle of peers. Nope. All the scientists follow each other. All the artists follow each other. All the writers write together. There's so little overlap, it's annoying.

The worst thing is all the celebrities. It doesn't matter if they're minor or major - if they're well-known, the chances of them actually talking to anyone who isn't also a celebrity are minuscule. Understandable, of course, considering the number of total fruit-loops who are online, but what's the point?

Everyone went on and on about Ashton Kutcher and his one million Twitter followers. So there's a million people following him. Does he actually LISTEN to any of them? I doubt it. Even with under 50 people on your list of friends, it's really hard to keep up. Over a hundred and you need to do some serious filtering. What's the point in a million of them? What does it show? Nothing. It's just a massive ego-boost for a person who's already famous.

There's not even anything to be gained by that kind of contact. It's not communication, it's just having a big mouth and lots of self-importance. What could he possibly offer a million people, in real terms?

Just like real life, there's the in-crowd. There's the band camp clique. There's the celebs. And they don't mix. It's such a shame, when they're all just people, like you and me.

Some of the most interesting people I follow on Twitter (or elsewhere) work in totally different areas to me. They're normal. They're human. They reply and listen. Some of them are even semi-celebrities (a really odd feeling when they reciprocate the 'follow').

Ashton Kutcher? Pah! Overrated.
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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

May 13th 2009 23:24
Deborah Gibson. Rawr!
How cool is this? It's not due to be released for another five days or so, but a B-rated straight-to-video monster flick starring a Geek Goddess? One who appeared in Playboy, no less? Oh, my!

Yes, it's true. From the director of such junk as Wild Things 2, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus tells the tale of two gargantuan beasties that have been frozen for ten million years. They un-freeze and decide to fight for domination of the world's seas. Of course, they'll do the fighting just off California, so that they can damage the Golden Gate bridge, planes, boats and anything else within reach.

Forget Star Trek. Forget Wolverine. Forget Terminator Salvation.

This work of art is almost guaranteed to be a massive cult hit. Take a look at the YouTube trailer, for crying out loud! Gnashing of teeth, flailing of tentacles and Deborah Gibson in a lead role. What more could a man want?

What more? The video. Here. NOW.

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Pistol Whipped

May 7th 2009 13:39
Pistol Whipped Steven Seagal

Here's something I bet you thought you'd never see: a good Steven Seagal movie. No, I'm not drunk. I'm not on drugs. I'm also not kidding.

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28 Days/Weeks Later

May 5th 2009 22:44
28 Days Later
It's grim up north

I'll admit it: I hadn't seen either of these films despite the fact that I've yet to hear a bad review of the former and bad reviews of the latter are pretty rare. I guess it's because I'm not a horror fan - specifically because the (mainstream) horror genre is generally over-populated by shocker and gore films, rather than actual horror.

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Against The Dark

May 3rd 2009 19:27
Against The Dark Steven Seagal
No, no, make it stop!

Now, here's something I never imagined I would see: a vampire movie starring Steven Seagal. Yes, you read that right. It's not a special forces or a cop story - it's vampires.

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Catchers

May 2nd 2009 20:19
Catchers by Alan Winning-Wyatt

Reviewing a book about which one has personal feelings is never a particularly easy task. Even harder is reviewing a book written by someone one knows personally. So you'll have to bear with me a little as I talk about Catchers - because the author is one of my brothers.

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Sounds Of The Universe

April 26th 2009 16:45
Sounds Of The Universe Depeche Mode

The latest album from Depeche Mode has just hit the stores and, since my lady is a huge fan, it was on my list of things to buy. Right up there ahead of such inconsequentials as food. Thankfully, the boys from Basildon (near my home town, no less) have done a far better job this time round.

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UK Film Reviews

April 17th 2009 07:53

I've been looking for a good film info site with UK dates, details and views for quite some time now. Yes, IMDB has everything and yes, there's tons of good sites out there with little side-notes about releases on this side of the pond, but I wanted a UK-based and -focussed one.

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Arlette

April 14th 2009 20:41
Arlette Christophe Lambert Josiane Balasko

One of my favourite "chick flicks" is the 1997 French film, Arlette. Why is it a chick flick? Let me explain.

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