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The Zoo Race Game

January 24th 2008 10:15
A game funded by a Church centering around Noahs Ark and people spontaneously transforming into animals.



After laughing and teasing her friend Rueben about believing in the Noah's Ark story, then Hannah the librarian has a dream about it. In her dream, her friends are re-shaped into animals and she herself changes into a racehorse and participates in the race "Games of Celebration" after the world flood. But, unknown to everyone, Noah’s sons have created a lot of obstacles on the racetrack for the creatures. These obstacles on the racetrack slow down the participants and include hurdles, glass mazes, Piranha fish, fire geysers, exploding barrels, rockets, cannons, bomber planes and more! "Let's give them a real race, ha-ha!" said Japeth. "Yes and let’s have some fun!" said Shem and Ham, so beware, because this race is so very different.



Looks like Noahs two sons liked abusing animals.

A review from Family Friendly Gaming pretty much sums up the mindset of anyone who would want to force kids to play this game:

Ya’ll know me, I do not go along with the rest of the lemmings following the logic of the world. Instead I go to God, and listen to what He has to say about video games. Finding games like The Zoo Race on the Personal Computer is something I love to do. God gets the glory, because finding out about this game was His handiwork not mine. We get to play different animals (editor: who have some amazing character to them) ranging from a horse to a pig. All of this from the independent developer Cougar Interactive.


The game has recieved a lot of critical praise as it has scored 5 stars from Fast Download, Filelook, Brothersoft, All App and many other sites. Liberal critics concede that the game is free of adware and spyware so they have been forced to admit the game deserves all these fine awards.

I almost think this is some sort of made up joke but sadly fundies have been known to say and do worse.
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